Whenever I regret a huge meal
My exact reaction to this: \ If this isn’t my husband to a T I don’t know what is…
Something everyone should experience at least once...
Walking — or attempting to walk — across 125th street in Harlem during rush hour. You will be accounted by at least two men who want to sell you incense, another one or two who think you would look great sitting on their laps (preferably nude), a few pill heads standing on the sidewalk gesturing at one another and sharing a cigerette, and like 100 children running around without...
Every single time I see a woman getting strangled...
I think, “Stop trying to grab his hands off your neck POKE OUT HIS EYES!”* *copyright me
This is amazing and touching and better than...
Momastery gives a talk to each of her kids before the start of each school year, here is a great part: We do not care if you are the smartest or fastest or coolest or funniest. There will be lots of contests at school, and we don’t care if you win a single one of them. We don’t care if you get straight As. We don’t care if the girls think you’re cute or whether you’re picked first or last for...
toxic-ponies: friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while the other is still mentally stuck in middle school Sigh — they are two years apart in age, and Adele is not married. When will we women stop being bitches to each other???
OK, these are some of the most messed up things I...
Over on CNN there is a story about a woman who fought to not have to pay alimony to her exhusband who brutally raped her *(http://cnnradio.cnn.com/2012/08/27/victim-to-victor/?hpt=hp_c3). Here are the top four comments: OZ123 First of all,the word rape and wife don’t go together,This is his wife.It’s her duty to satisfy his needs so let’s remove the word Rape from here. ...
Just got my official grad school GPA
After one year of witnessing them on a daily basis
I stand by my hypothesis: Harem pants look bad on everyone
Was there a venue located for din dins? Halp!
Guys, I think there is something wrong with me
I love LOVE taking pictures of my husband while he is sleeping. When he is sleeping while snuggling a dog I am overwhelmed, the camera comes out, and hello Instagram. I didn’t think much of it until this past Sunday when Pete finally figured out how Instagram worked and started following me. He saw them and was all WTF?!? and pointing in an accusing way at his iPhone screen. Then, it...
According to my math
I have gone to class 206 times in grad school (take say 5 or 6 for sick days) and I have 8 days of class until I am done. Forever. Holy crap.
Male Privilege #14
aboutmaleprivilege: Nobody tries to take away your right to use a condom. Nobody hammers into your head that you should feel guilty and shameful about preventing your gift-from-God sperm from fertilizing an egg and thus ensuring the birth of a beautiful child. No politician tells you using condoms makes you a slut. Nobody bombs a convenience store that sells condoms, threatens people who put...
Things I would like to do: Sleep edition
Neighborhood kids: You don’t have to stop setting off fireworks, just please cut that shit out in front of my house.
Hey guys remember when we all laughed at The... →
Guess who can’t laugh anymore? Cows.
My gay husband moved into our house today
Believe it or not this is my MOTHER’S nickname for my friend Andrew (not Andy, NEVER CALL HIM ANDY). He of course moved I then had to jet off to some kind of fancy dinner meeting (he is the senior correspondent for Billboard). It is going to be nice to have someone in the house who stays up past 9pm other than myself.
Yes, I had a sexy dream about Louis CK last night
I was in his aparment, and he kept trying to kiss me, and I was all like, “No, I am married. OK I GUESS WE CAN MAKE OUT A LITTLE.” So we did and I felt bad, but then I had to quickly fly away and hide from a bunch of zombies so it was all good.